Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the
Prophet Mohammad.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammad?' he asks.
'No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammad is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder
that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammad should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in
great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another
bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammad?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammad is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a heart full of
joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he
meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammad?
'No, I am Jesus; you will find Mohammad higher up.'
Mohammad higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and
climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and
repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammad?...' he gasps as he is, by now, totally
out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup
of coffee?'
'Yes! Please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammad -- two
coffees!'
Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.=============
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